








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4670 | 42% |
| Smokes | 1516 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 4724 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 233 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,898 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 430 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Jammïnee Cook | 58% | 74 |
| #16 | Flank | 55% | 44 |
| #17 | MightyHunter | 52% | 27 |
| #18 | SKY | 50% | 66 |
| #19 | cc | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 권어진 | 20 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Flank | 18 | 0.0209 |
| #3 | 한발에주님곁으로 | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 8 | 0.0247 |
| #5 | SKY | 7 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flank | 174 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Ex1 | 146 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | 한발에주님곁으로 | 128 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jammïnee Cook | 126 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mr.Hmmna | 121 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 폰시루 | +5.27 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | code775 | +4.92 | 81 | 57 |
| #3 | EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | +2.94 | 93 | 43 |
| #4 | Another | +2.51 | 40 | 20 |
| #5 | Mr.Hmmna | +2.29 | 55 | 46 |





