








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3107 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4082 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2596 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2185 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,980 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N00B 𝒟𝑒𝓇𝓇𝓎 | 56% | 32 |
| #2 | aZelelelele^^ | 54% | 228 |
| #3 | Tom | 53% | 285 |
| #4 | PxH | 52% | 291 |
| #5 | McRBZ63 | 50% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | aZelelelele^^ | 54% | 228 |
| #3 | Tom | 53% | 285 |
| #4 | PxH | 52% | 291 |
| #5 | McRBZ63 | 50% | 231 |
| #6 | Der B | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aZelelelele^^ | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | McRBZ63 | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | PxH | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Der B | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Tom | 7 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tom | 1292 | 0.21 | 35 min |
| #2 | PxH | 733 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #3 | aZelelelele^^ | 588 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | McRBZ63 | 478 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Der B | 143 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PxH | +1.92 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | aZelelelele^^ | +1.65 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | McRBZ63 | -0.15 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | Tom | -0.37 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | And1aN ♛ | -1.39 | 58 | 55 |





