








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3082 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2858 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3518 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3170 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,295,267 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 243 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ounager8d | 16 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | ساپتی | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | GODBEAR :) | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | KADI | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #5 | teho | 3 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hippopotamus | +4.27 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | ounager8d | +2.92 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | KADI | +2.77 | 87 | 76 |
| #4 | GODBEAR :) | +1.77 | 90 | 54 |
| #5 | ساپتی | -1.99 | 75 | 48 |





