








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 166 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4934 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3201 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3076 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3070 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2305 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,271,715 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berpinerino | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | Nevito | 64% | 81 |
| #3 | Kuaci | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | epiczos | 61% | 108 |
| #5 | caprice | 60% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berpinerino | +3.20 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Kuaci | +2.70 | 82 | 76 |
| #3 | woolen bastards | +2.03 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | Be Like Aang | +1.69 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | epiczos | +1.16 | 81 | 79 |





