








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 973 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1040 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1016 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 995 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,393 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Empty | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | GeoShoT | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ✪Bad. | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Sora213 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Empty | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | GeoShoT | 54% | 13 |
| #4 | ✪Bad. | 49% | 73 |
| #5 | Sora213 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bad. | 9 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Bad. | 317 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #2 | GeoShoT | 33 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sora213 | 13 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | Empty | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ®ŘσĐđў® | +2.62 | 52 | 75 |
| #2 | Empty | +1.25 | 49 | 12 |
| #3 | GeoShoT | +1.10 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | ✪Bad. | +0.11 | 44 | 55 |
| #5 | 𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒆 | -1.46 | 37 | 63 |





