








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
674 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1752 | 53% |
| Smokes | 466 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 459 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 605 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $713,424 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1578 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Toilet V | 47% | 34 |
| #2 | Flammer1611 | 34% | 62 |
| #3 | MythicalSnake | 27% | 11 |
| #4 | BvAckie | 22% | 18 |
| #5 | dr doefenschnitzel | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Flammer1611 | 34% | 62 |
| #3 | MythicalSnake | 27% | 11 |
| #4 | BvAckie | 22% | 18 |
| #5 | dr doefenschnitzel | 13% | 15 |
| #6 | Flinthos | 0% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dr doefenschnitzel | 4 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | BvAckie | 3 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | MythicalSnake | 3 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | Flammer1611 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flammer1611 | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Mr. Toilet V | 83 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | dr doefenschnitzel | 61 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Flinthos | 15 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | BvAckie | 14 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MythicalSnake | +4.21 | 66 | 49 |
| #2 | Mr. Toilet V | +2.08 | 50 | 69 |
| #3 | Flammer1611 | +1.92 | 60 | 60 |
| #4 | BvAckie | +1.29 | 44 | 48 |
| #5 | dr doefenschnitzel | -1.57 | 19 | 49 |





