








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 314 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,964 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1161 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2071 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2053 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1679 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,687,881 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 668 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaparazziN | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | RadLizard | 52% | 86 |
| #3 | Bucardi - Avve1000 | 51% | 97 |
| #4 | Kamikaze | 50% | 138 |
| #5 | Fallagor | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fridau | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Bucardi - Avve1000 | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | RadLizard | 6 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | Kamikaze | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Zilton | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gratchmole | +4.45 | 69 | 49 |
| #2 | Bucardi - Avve1000 | +2.25 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | RadLizard | +1.77 | 65 | 56 |
| #4 | Fallagor | +0.72 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Kamikaze | -0.68 | 26 | 30 |





