








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1302 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14570 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10069 | 21% |
| Smokes | 17612 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5729 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 13902 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,181,605 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 855 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikee | 69% | 173 |
| #2 | ✪ Erased | 68% | 142 |
| #3 | Frog | 67% | 84 |
| #4 | SeasonalKK | 67% | 365 |
| #5 | blessed | 61% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Frog | 67% | 84 |
| #4 | SeasonalKK | 67% | 365 |
| #5 | blessed | 61% | 77 |
| #6 | sink | 61% | 407 |
| #7 | Keyz | 58% | 312 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sink | 31 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | SeasonalKK | 31 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Keyz | 22 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | mikee | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Frog | 12 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeasonalKK | 1375 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #2 | sink | 1283 | 0.15 | 33 min |
| #3 | mikee | 602 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #4 | Keyz | 490 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #5 | ✪ Erased | 369 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mikee | +2.64 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | ✪ Vu808 | +1.44 | 83 | 61 |
| #3 | blessed | +1.28 | 85 | 67 |
| #4 | SeasonalKK | +1.26 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | sink | +0.86 | 71 | 58 |





