








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 377 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5256 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4288 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6246 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 3590 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3394 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,973,423 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 252 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /ne0nidas | 9 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Y3ppen.LtN | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | samsamsam | 7 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | BIG_BONEER | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /ne0nidas | +2.12 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | samsamsam | +1.73 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | hi_wiegehts | +0.70 | 48 | 58 |
| #4 | Y3ppen.LtN | -2.36 | 16 | 52 |
| #5 | BIG_BONEER | -2.82 | 31 | 46 |





