








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 304 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1242 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2593 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2572 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2644 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,941,742 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Use1ess | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | XiHe | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | Yin | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | BAD ASS BABES | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Starboy | 48% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XiHe | 7 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | LY | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Starboy | 5 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Use1ess | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | BAD ASS BABES | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BAD ASS BABES | +5.08 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | Dyno | +3.71 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | XiHe | +3.25 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | Yin | +2.18 | 74 | 67 |
| #5 | Starboy | +2.04 | 81 | 50 |





