








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4827 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2311 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3660 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1359 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,226 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 328 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | adamko. | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Tomaash | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | szacsa | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | x KrulleX☆ | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Kempfzer | 48% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | szacsa | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | x KrulleX☆ | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Kempfzer | 48% | 180 |
| #6 | M0kus | 43% | 149 |
| #7 | stero ⚜ | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kempfzer | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | M0kus | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | adamko. | 3 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | x KrulleX☆ | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | stero ⚜ | 1 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kempfzer | 610 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | M0kus | 336 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | stero ⚜ | 102 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #4 | szacsa | 100 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | adamko. | 96 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | x KrulleX☆ | +6.21 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | stero ⚜ | +2.89 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Tomaash | +2.88 | 53 | 74 |
| #4 | adamko. | +2.04 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | Kempfzer | +0.73 | 56 | 61 |





