








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4790 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4321 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 7683 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 5160 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,984,473 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 854 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giovani | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Kvkk | 42% | 102 |
| #3 | 7maryadonky | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giovani | 50% | 105 |
| #2 | Kvkk | 42% | 102 |
| #3 | 7maryadonky | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvkk | 26 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | 7maryadonky | 10 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | giovani | 5 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvkk | 237 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | giovani | 212 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | 7maryadonky | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | giovani | +1.71 | 46 | 74 |
| #2 | Kvkk | -0.07 | 72 | 43 |
| #3 | RanzyFancy | -0.37 | 55 | 67 |
| #4 | 7maryadonky | -5.23 | 20 | 17 |





