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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3675 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3614 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2224 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3139 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,385,042 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tmob | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | Pr0tal | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | 4670 | 61% | 62 |
| #4 | waezone | 60% | 191 |
| #5 | Joe | 58% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joe | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | waezone | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Eold | 6 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | 4670 | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | El Korgus | 4 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waezone | 335 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Stock | 236 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | 4670 | 181 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | El Korgus | 142 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | wozniak | 141 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4670 | +3.34 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Eold | +1.92 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | waezone | +0.98 | 52 | 51 |
| #4 | El Korgus | +0.79 | 53 | 31 |
| #5 | Tmob | +0.56 | 42 | 39 |





