








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3447 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3565 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3828 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 932 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,737 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 590 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velo | 48% | 268 |
| #2 | Doink | 46% | 150 |
| #3 | dobra | 46% | 135 |
| #4 | Padjaro | 45% | 196 |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 43% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velo | 48% | 268 |
| #2 | Doink | 46% | 150 |
| #3 | dobra | 46% | 135 |
| #4 | Padjaro | 45% | 196 |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 43% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velo | 33 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 22 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | dobra | 20 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | Doink | 16 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | Padjaro | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Padjaro | 503 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | dobra | 443 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | velo | 301 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Doink | 282 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | 175 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | velo | +3.63 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Kick.com/ItsPabloDiscobar | +2.85 | 61 | 58 |
| #3 | dobra | -0.56 | 35 | 54 |
| #4 | Doink | -1.02 | 29 | 42 |
| #5 | WĦȺŦ ŦĦɆ ĦɆŁŁɎ | -1.19 | 25 | 58 |





