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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 153 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
400 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 212 | 29% |
| Smokes | 202 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 123 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 200 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,709 of utility $339 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mike Dyson | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | elvis | 30% | 54 |
| #5 | Blidax | 28% | 25 |
| #6 | arpx | 27% | 11 |
| #7 | nukeson michael | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elvis | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | arpx | 2 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | nukeson michael | 1 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blidax | 87 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | elvis | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | arpx | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | | 14 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | nukeson michael | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | arpx | +5.28 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | nukeson michael | +2.04 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | elvis | +1.71 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | Blidax | +0.70 | 37 | 63 |
| #5 | | -0.85 | 80 | 23 |





