








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1040 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 35% |
| Smokes | 87 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 303 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 349 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $77,082 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tycoonconwayhall | 19 | 0.0231 |
| #2 | Casual Kaffe | 10 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | Salty40000 | 8 | 0.0193 |
| #4 | SaltyLionX | 6 | 0.0228 |
| #5 | C3lulu <3 | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salty40000 | 128 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #2 | SaltyLionX | 98 | 0.37 | 2 min |
| #3 | C3lulu <3 | 56 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Casual Kaffe | 47 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | tycoonconwayhall | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Casual Kaffe | +3.65 | 71 | 53 |
| #2 | Salty40000 | +3.47 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | ren | +3.41 | 44 | 30 |
| #4 | SaltyLionX | +2.86 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | tycoonconwayhall | -1.32 | 15 | 21 |





