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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 464 | 33% |
| Smokes | 458 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 129 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 346 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $447,413 of utility $199 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dumb | 236 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | percaholics mixtape | 186 | 0.32 | 3 min |
| #3 | ster | 128 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | mutt | 77 | 0.32 | 1 min |
| #5 | FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumU | 74 | 0.41 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FluorineUraniumCarbonPotassiumU | +6.89 | 91 | 76 |
| #2 | yokijin | +5.21 | 90 | 64 |
| #3 | ster | +4.53 | 90 | 53 |
| #4 | dumb | +4.50 | 83 | 68 |
| #5 | mutt | +4.04 | 81 | 59 |





