








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 535 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 209 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3384 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3941 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4357 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5168 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5075 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,233,091 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAND | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | de_pressed | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | MIKKEL =D | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | Farligdranker | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAND | 60% | 35 |
| #2 | de_pressed | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | MIKKEL =D | 46% | 69 |
| #4 | Farligdranker | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farligdranker | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | STRAND | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | MIKKEL =D | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKKEL =D | 124 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | STRAND | 61 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Farligdranker | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | de_pressed | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKKEL =D | +6.43 | 86 | 62 |
| #2 | STRAND | +0.67 | 33 | 71 |
| #3 | de_pressed | -0.88 | 41 | 23 |
| #4 | zabidk | -1.10 | 32 | 62 |
| #5 | Farligdranker | -2.66 | 66 | 33 |





