








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,903 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 839 | 29% |
| Smokes | 658 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 704 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $214,429 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OiBoiii | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | y | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Gwahn | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Zhong Xinah | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Nuggies? | 2 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OiBoiii | 245 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | y | 174 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #3 | Zhong Xinah | 101 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gwahn | 74 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | RackCityBitch | 25 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y | +8.09 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Zhong Xinah | +4.03 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | RackCityBitch | +3.25 | 54 | 54 |
| #4 | OiBoiii | +0.59 | 54 | 52 |
| #5 | Aminالكلبة Yapusiزنجي | -0.01 | 52 | 65 |





