








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1223 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 761 | 28% |
| Smokes | 704 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 565 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 651 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $596,584 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 599 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Dom | 57% | 7 |
| #7 | Dómsdagur | 57% | 7 |
| #8 | Alexanderinn | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | Seliii | 45% | 38 |
| #10 | G3VA | 36% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G3VA | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Alexanderinn | 4 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | Seliii | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Dómsdagur | 3 | 0.0216 |
| #5 | rakel | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G3VA | 191 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Alexanderinn | 109 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | Seliii | 70 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Bongwater Brian | 38 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dómsdagur | 19 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dom | +4.18 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Bongwater Brian | +3.14 | 90 | 52 |
| #3 | Alexanderinn | +2.87 | 84 | 66 |
| #4 | Lillibilli | +2.29 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Mav3r1ck | +0.81 | 55 | 58 |





