








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1590 | 39% |
| Smokes | 972 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 820 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 647 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,534 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mora | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Rubi Light | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mora | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 52% | 81 |
| #3 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 46% | 28 |
| #4 | Rubi Light | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Mora | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGÃO MANCO | 363 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | 142 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mora | 46 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rubi Light | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DRAGÃO MANCO | +0.95 | 54 | 74 |
| #2 | smurfDRAGÃOMANCOsmurf | +0.22 | 61 | 66 |
| #3 | Lorthe | -1.41 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Mora | -1.65 | 22 | 51 |
| #5 | Rubi Light | -1.72 | 17 | 27 |





