








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2597 | 37% |
| Smokes | 956 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1780 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1598 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,904 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barmy_Aardvark | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Odinthebot | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | old.BerNIe | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | 神 RΞACH | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | CWEST10 | 58% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ツ•f1eXx•ツ | 283 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | old.BerNIe | 167 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #3 | 神 RΞACH | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Omen | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | _KAI_ | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mx | +5.23 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | Barmy_Aardvark | +2.66 | 46 | 65 |
| #3 | old.BerNIe | +2.29 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | 神 RΞACH | +1.66 | 52 | 70 |
| #5 | ツ•f1eXx•ツ | +1.56 | 46 | 73 |





