








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 167 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 125 | 11% |
| Smokes | 308 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 402 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $128,849 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jakki Vanukas | 21 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | kiwix99 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | BirdSwam | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | hessu | 3 | 0.0111 |
| #5 | Raivis | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raivis | +5.39 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | Jakki Vanukas | +3.94 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | nurmonhurja | +2.50 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | kiwix99 | -0.04 | 68 | 17 |
| #5 | Finnstream | -0.09 | 45 | 54 |





