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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,596 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 814 | 12% |
| Smokes | 975 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3113 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1694 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,822 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RyZe | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | ttvgoose2 | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | Renyzuag | 60% | 68 |
| #4 | Parsapad | 57% | 23 |
| #5 | βππ ππ¦π | 54% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RyZe | +6.99 | 94 | 49 |
| #2 | Renyzuag | +5.32 | 88 | 56 |
| #3 | βππ ππ¦π | +1.77 | 77 | 42 |
| #4 | Parsapad | +1.50 | 76 | 57 |
| #5 | βͺLunatic | +1.33 | 42 | 63 |





