








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2815 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,839 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2153 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3064 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2406 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2216 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $986,317 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillmann | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Dominik [ ] | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | nactioN | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chillmann | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | Dominik [ ] | 51% | 57 |
| #3 | nactioN | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik [ ] | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | chillmann | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | nactioN | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominik [ ] | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | chillmann | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | nactioN | 82 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nactioN | +1.34 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | chillmann | +1.11 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | Dominik [ ] | +0.45 | 46 | 56 |
| #4 | safetydoggo in China | +0.38 | 58 | 49 |





