








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 758 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7493 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7911 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6339 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3339 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,781 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IQOS | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | AnDur1! | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | RedBatman | 50% | 507 |
| #4 | ✪Shikio.99 | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | chr1s | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IQOS | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | AnDur1! | 51% | 83 |
| #3 | RedBatman | 50% | 507 |
| #4 | ✪Shikio.99 | 50% | 78 |
| #5 | chr1s | 37% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedBatman | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | AnDur1! | 15 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ✪Shikio.99 | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | chr1s | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AnDur1! | 314 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | RedBatman | 88 | 0.01 | 2 min |
| #3 | chr1s | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✪Shikio.99 | 63 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | IQOS | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RedBatman | +1.53 | 49 | 39 |
| #2 | AnDur1! | +0.30 | 50 | 64 |
| #3 | IQOS | -0.74 | 63 | 46 |
| #4 | ✪Shikio.99 | -0.91 | 64 | 44 |
| #5 | Ether | -1.00 | 54 | 73 |





