








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 246 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3349 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3590 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5306 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3683 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $890,001 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraanajuht | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | shivx | 55% | 143 |
| #3 | kohuke | 52% | 279 |
| #4 | K2blik | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | mr happyman | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kraanajuht | 62% | 37 |
| #2 | shivx | 55% | 143 |
| #3 | kohuke | 52% | 279 |
| #4 | K2blik | 49% | 146 |
| #5 | mr happyman | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kohuke | 27 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | K2blik | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | shivx | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Kraanajuht | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kohuke | 404 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #2 | K2blik | 297 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | shivx | 255 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | mr happyman | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kraanajuht | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shivx | +2.55 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Rave | +0.47 | 63 | 69 |
| #3 | kohuke | +0.46 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | Kraanajuht | -0.30 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | mr happyman | -1.41 | 59 | 58 |





