








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,192 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1416 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1898 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1446 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1432 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $281,517 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mutka muikkunen | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | 2Ace | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Brazyxx | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Sanemania | 51% | 120 |
| #6 | Caveman | 48% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sanemania | +3.14 | 43 | 56 |
| #2 | 2Ace | +0.39 | 31 | 57 |
| #3 | Caveman | -0.11 | 24 | 49 |
| #4 | Hene | -0.58 | 28 | 50 |
| #5 | Mutka muikkunen | -0.94 | 38 | 30 |





