








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 747 | 23% |
| Smokes | 991 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 705 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 738 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,437 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runkkis | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Heijarikairaus | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | IsDual | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Carlos | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Andrez | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runkkis | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Heijarikairaus | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | IsDual | 52% | 56 |
| #4 | Carlos | 51% | 45 |
| #5 | Andrez | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andrez | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | Runkkis | 2 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Carlos | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Heijarikairaus | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlos | 100 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Andrez | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Heijarikairaus | 63 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Runkkis | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | IsDual | 22 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Runkkis | +4.62 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Carlos | +1.30 | 67 | 79 |
| #3 | Renny | +1.19 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Andrez | -0.03 | 70 | 70 |
| #5 | Heijarikairaus | -2.33 | 45 | 52 |





