








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 47 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1406 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 948 | 30% |
| Smokes | 962 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 712 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 509 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $472,306 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konika | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | ShaDowZz#12 | 64% | 42 |
| #3 | pápópé | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | > | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | BATESZ | 51% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BATESZ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | iamcsuri | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | kex | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | ShaDowZz#12 | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | > | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BATESZ | 305 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | kex | 151 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | ShaDowZz#12 | 82 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | pápópé | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Bright | 71 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kex | +3.33 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | pápópé | +1.20 | 73 | 72 |
| #3 | BATESZ | +1.02 | 61 | 67 |
| #4 | szrucsy | +0.90 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Konika | +0.88 | 71 | 70 |





