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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
462 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 449 | 20% |
| Smokes | 588 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 725 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 531 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,666 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | godijs | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | eRnars | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | KangarsShoe | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | DiviLati | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | godijs | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | eRnars | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | KangarsShoe | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | DiviLati | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiviLati | 4 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DiviLati | 65 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | KangarsShoe | 28 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | eRnars | 23 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | godijs | 19 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eRnars | +4.76 | 88 | 82 |
| #2 | godijs | +1.38 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | DiviLati | +0.42 | 49 | 66 |
| #4 | Last African Warrior | -2.22 | 36 | 57 |
| #5 | KangarsShoe | -2.26 | 19 | 63 |





