








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 883 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,628 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 803 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1263 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1483 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2079 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,011 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiX | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | дымати | 53% | 113 |
| #3 | .Shysha- | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Mad_Marine | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SiX | 58% | 43 |
| #2 | дымати | 53% | 113 |
| #3 | .Shysha- | 50% | 32 |
| #4 | Mad_Marine | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 17% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | дымати | 18 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | SiX | 6 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Mad_Marine | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | дымати | 338 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | SiX | 136 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mad_Marine | 60 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | .Shysha- | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | нюхач клея | 8 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | дымати | +1.91 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | y | +1.21 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | .Shysha- | +0.61 | 62 | 58 |
| #4 | SiX | -0.05 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Mad_Marine | -1.94 | 36 | 57 |





