








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 414 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3047 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4420 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3428 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,638,351 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodBali | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | • WRW • Cάipiяiηђά™ | 51% | 51 |
| #3 | • WRW • MrFαntαstic | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | MaVillll™ | 43% | 63 |
| #5 | BH | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | • WRW • MrFαntαstic | 49% | 37 |
| #4 | MaVillll™ | 43% | 63 |
| #5 | BH | 41% | 27 |
| #6 | Alhex | 40% | 63 |
| #7 | Eraldo Jr | 31% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodBali | 12 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | • WRW • Cάipiяiηђά™ | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | BH | 5 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Alhex | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Eraldo Jr | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | • WRW • Cάipiяiηђά™ | 257 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | MaVillll™ | 187 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | • WRW • MrFαntαstic | 126 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | GodBali | 111 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | Eraldo Jr | 87 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodBali | +1.24 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | YOUR NARRATOR | +1.01 | 54 | 58 |
| #3 | Eraldo Jr | -0.26 | 62 | 51 |
| #4 | • WRW • MrFαntαstic | -0.65 | 48 | 67 |
| #5 | MaVillll™ | -0.93 | 34 | 59 |





