








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1262 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,464 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1182 | 48% |
| Smokes | 515 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 282 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $130,105 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeba | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | grasu_are_asu | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | nebunu renault | 55% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeba | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | grasu_are_asu | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | nebunu renault | 55% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nebunu renault | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | grasu_are_asu | 5 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nebunu renault | 131 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | grasu_are_asu | 94 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | zeba | 48 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | edwardMONSTA | +3.34 | 83 | 51 |
| #2 | zeba | +1.77 | 69 | 59 |
| #3 | nebunu renault | -2.57 | 59 | 56 |
| #4 | grasu_are_asu | -3.33 | 53 | 59 |





