








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 509 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2087 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1429 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 5523 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 2335 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,966,461 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andruhh | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | sketchzzz | 59% | 82 |
| #3 | dnakie | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andruhh | 62% | 58 |
| #2 | sketchzzz | 59% | 82 |
| #3 | dnakie | 53% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sketchzzz | 13 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | dnakie | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Andruhh | 10 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dnakie | 205 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | sketchzzz | 107 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Andruhh | 74 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sketchzzz | +2.18 | 77 | 52 |
| #2 | Martinsthetics | +1.51 | 71 | 39 |
| #3 | dnakie | +0.40 | 78 | 67 |
| #4 | Andruhh | -0.95 | 78 | 43 |





