








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 976 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 505 matches | ||
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6167 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7171 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5715 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5690 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5778 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,727,653 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Nath3 | 58% | 128 |
| #3 | InviDEMON | 52% | 145 |
| #4 | πΌπ¨πππ©ππ π | 52% | 93 |
| #5 | Illormano β | 50% | 121 |
| #6 | Iris.Latom | 50% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InviDEMON | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Nath3 | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Iris.Latom | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Illormano β | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | πΌπ¨πππ©ππ π | 5 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nath3 | 729 | 0.28 | 19 min |
| #2 | InviDEMON | 556 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | Iris.Latom | 449 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Illormano β | 303 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | πΌπ¨πππ©ππ π | 259 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | InviDEMON | +2.42 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | πΌπ¨πππ©ππ π | +1.98 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Nath3 | +1.60 | 73 | 67 |
| #4 | Iris.Latom | +0.74 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | Prostagma? | -0.42 | 69 | 66 |





