








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1534 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1031 | 28% |
| Smokes | 794 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 929 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 970 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,831 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hitman | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Ty | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | jsfeltner cs.money | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | Ellison | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hitman | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | Ty | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | jsfeltner cs.money | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | Ellison | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jsfeltner cs.money | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Ty | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jsfeltner cs.money | 126 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ellison | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Ty | 81 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hitman | 61 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ty | +1.88 | 83 | 81 |
| #2 | Wilky | +1.18 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | Ellison | +0.53 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | jsfeltner cs.money | -0.54 | 78 | 66 |
| #5 | Hitman | -1.20 | 78 | 53 |





