








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1468 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 235 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4162 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3490 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4982 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4808 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,086,074 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 815 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenD | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | Rydahl | 42% | 52 |
| #3 | Dead_Dont | 41% | 273 |
| #4 | jons1 | 40% | 63 |
| #5 | Jephferi | 33% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dead_Dont | 41% | 273 |
| #4 | jons1 | 40% | 63 |
| #5 | Jephferi | 33% | 219 |
| #6 | Lau | 28% | 32 |
| #7 | DUNK3N | 24% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jephferi | 54 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Dead_Dont | 28 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | jons1 | 10 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Rydahl | 10 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | Lau | 6 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dead_Dont | 449 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | SteenD | 287 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | Jephferi | 261 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rydahl | 195 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | jons1 | 194 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SteenD | +4.03 | 76 | 68 |
| #2 | Stahl | +1.41 | 77 | 64 |
| #3 | Rydahl | +0.87 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | Dead_Dont | -1.31 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | Lau | -1.52 | 51 | 58 |





