








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1112 | 51% |
| Smokes | 233 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 593 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 244 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $302,854 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobloxLover2011 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Tars | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | Barry McCoginer | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobloxLover2011 | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Tars | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | Barry McCoginer | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tars | 5 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | Barry McCoginer | 1 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | RobloxLover2011 | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barry McCoginer | 54 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | Tars | 48 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | RobloxLover2011 | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RobloxLover2011 | +2.97 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Tars | +2.54 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | Barry McCoginer | +1.65 | 72 | 75 |
| #4 | Stardew Enjoyer | -2.08 | 52 | 54 |





