








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 286 matches | ||
| Premier | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,490 | |
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,992 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5198 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8274 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6860 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6660 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,100,037 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -StranD- | 51% | 320 |
| #2 | Kimsomfan | 51% | 374 |
| #3 | ⛴ Ebbski ⛴ | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -StranD- | 51% | 320 |
| #2 | Kimsomfan | 51% | 374 |
| #3 | ⛴ Ebbski ⛴ | 49% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimsomfan | 15 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | -StranD- | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimsomfan | 1172 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | -StranD- | 353 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #3 | ⛴ Ebbski ⛴ | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimsomfan | +2.50 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | -StranD- | +0.88 | 75 | 61 |
| #3 | ⛴ Ebbski ⛴ | -1.30 | 34 | 49 |
| #4 | Eviiiz | -1.96 | 29 | 67 |





