








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,657 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2559 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2922 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2699 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,462,412 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kananpoika Junior | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Lenni | 52% | 69 |
| #3 | Turpajunkkeri 2000 | 52% | 29 |
| #4 | YΓΆn Timo | 50% | 218 |
| #5 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | JnY | 49% | 106 |
| #8 | Kananmuna | 46% | 28 |
| #9 | β AnY | 33% | 24 |
| #10 | QPOPPIS | 31% | 26 |
| #11 | rinq | 31% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YΓΆn Timo | 17 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | JuicyJ | 15 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Kananmuna | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | JnY | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JnY | 861 | 0.38 | 29 min |
| #2 | YΓΆn Timo | 658 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | JuicyJ | 384 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 268 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Lenni | 154 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YΓΆn Timo | +2.64 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | β AnY | +0.88 | 56 | 71 |
| #3 | JnY | +0.74 | 58 | 82 |
| #4 | Turpajunkkeri 2000 | +0.71 | 66 | 58 |
| #5 | π₯ππΎπππΎ | +0.44 | 68 | 68 |





