








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1258 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 308 matches | ||
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




122 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14712 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,829 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5653 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6349 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 623 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 6204 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,237,858 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giggy | 49% | 93 |
| #2 | Endless | 49% | 77 |
| #3 | sqs | 49% | 114 |
| #4 | Afonos | 48% | 128 |
| #5 | i found this pfp | 46% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Afonos | 48% | 128 |
| #5 | i found this pfp | 46% | 71 |
| #6 | Tristen | 45% | 120 |
| #7 | LUNA THE CAT | 43% | 74 |
| #8 | Tristin | 43% | 277 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tristin | 51 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Afonos | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Endless | 11 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Giggy | 10 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | i found this pfp | 9 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Endless | 350 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tristin | 303 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #3 | Giggy | 289 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | LUNA THE CAT | 274 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | sqs | 236 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tristen | +2.88 | 75 | 68 |
| #2 | Giggy | +2.13 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | LUNA THE CAT | +1.76 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Afonos | +1.28 | 77 | 43 |
| #5 | Endless | +0.91 | 82 | 44 |





