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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 295 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 541 | 39% |
| Smokes | 372 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 264 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $113,244 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | umppa | 45% | 29 |
| #8 | Aleksi | 44% | 9 |
| #9 | KISU! | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | N1ILO | 38% | 16 |
| #11 | paavolai | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tomppa | 5 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | umppa | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | N1ILO | 2 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | paavolai | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Aleksi | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | umppa | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jeriko | 48 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #3 | paavolai | 44 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | tomppa | 36 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | jumieki | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aleksi | +2.15 | 64 | 41 |
| #2 | Jeriko | +1.32 | 49 | 70 |
| #3 | uli.hilli | +1.03 | 45 | 71 |
| #4 | tomppa | +0.95 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | Simi | +0.55 | 84 | 51 |





