








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 126 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,874 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1715 | 10% |
| Smokes | 4068 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7750 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 4341 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,205,612 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESUMII | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | GGsakl | 49% | 68 |
| #3 | TaRa | 41% | 46 |
| #4 | famu | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | RaL vTATv | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESUMII | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | GGsakl | 49% | 68 |
| #3 | TaRa | 41% | 46 |
| #4 | famu | 33% | 46 |
| #5 | RaL vTATv | 30% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGsakl | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | famu | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaRa | 259 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #2 | GGsakl | 232 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | ESUMII | 150 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | famu | 115 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | RaL vTATv | 60 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ESUMII | +1.46 | 63 | 40 |
| #2 | Bengalcatter | +1.11 | 50 | 51 |
| #3 | TaRa | -0.27 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | RaL vTATv | -0.75 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | GGsakl | -1.07 | 43 | 55 |





