








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
939 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,195 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 6% |
| Smokes | 459 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 464 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 198 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $199,775 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Fuyucchi | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | 🌸 Fuyucchi 🌸 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Sméun(Sal)° | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | JXNamor | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | Fuyucchi | 49% | 59 |
| #3 | 🌸 Fuyucchi 🌸 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Sméun(Sal)° | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | JXNamor | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fuyucchi | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | JXNamor | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JXNamor | 67 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | Fuyucchi | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | 🌸 Fuyucchi 🌸 | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝑀𝒾𝒹𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 | +2.49 | 83 | 42 |
| #2 | Fuyucchi | +1.31 | 75 | 43 |
| #3 | 🌸 Fuyucchi 🌸 | +1.30 | 77 | 36 |
| #4 | Sméun(Sal)° | +0.94 | 55 | 12 |
| #5 | 💜MaxxyPurple💜 | -0.88 | 53 | 20 |





