








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 217 matches | ||
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2828 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3799 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3684 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2899 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,012,948 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhilTipp | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | venOx | 52% | 71 |
| #3 | Batman | 52% | 478 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhilTipp | 57% | 40 |
| #2 | venOx | 52% | 71 |
| #3 | Batman | 52% | 478 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batman | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | PhilTipp | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Batman | 1225 | 0.15 | 29 min |
| #2 | PhilTipp | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | venOx | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PhilTipp | +4.79 | 80 | 65 |
| #2 | Batman | +1.21 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | B1ackylein | +0.06 | 55 | 54 |
| #4 | venOx | -1.46 | 36 | 36 |





