








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,100 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 573 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1341 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 787 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,777 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almighty, vem annars? | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Froozie | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | LandsmΓ€n | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | βͺ π―ππππ | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Froozie | 501 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Ukhu | 290 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Almighty, vem annars? | 275 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | B4nt0n | 57 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | LandsmΓ€n | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almighty, vem annars? | +2.20 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | βͺ π―ππππ | +2.06 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | Froozie | +0.31 | 91 | 66 |
| #4 | grayons | -0.46 | 88 | 38 |
| #5 | Ukhu | -1.00 | 64 | 64 |





