








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,273 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3802 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3448 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4604 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2419 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,046,309 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tRz | 297 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | _3_B33R_ | 251 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | derometen | 138 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | faxn | 117 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | DaBaws | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | faxn | +4.41 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | DaBaws | +2.26 | 66 | 70 |
| #3 | _3_B33R_ | +1.27 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | Tim aka Tim | +1.23 | 53 | 70 |
| #5 | tRz | +0.67 | 67 | 75 |





