








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2834 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,188 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5389 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3689 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3368 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3742 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,513 of utility $37 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dany | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | 👑Saenz👑 | 72% | 36 |
| #3 | krL!.- | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | Azureus | 68% | 19 |
| #5 | ☛CrisS☚ | 68% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | csc | 3 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Lee Doo San | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | krL!.- | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ☛CrisS☚ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☛CrisS☚ | 231 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | Mr Misterio ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | 188 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pancho.∼︎∼ | 164 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | ~sebastian ֎ | 151 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lee Doo San | 124 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzao | +2.04 | 72 | 72 |
| #2 | ☛CrisS☚ | +1.56 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | sLaIk | +1.22 | 69 | 72 |
| #4 | Dany | +1.07 | 65 | 73 |
| #5 | Lee Doo San | +1.03 | 83 | 63 |





