








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4531 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6114 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3131 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4741 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3638 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,264 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 631 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BOT S0pas | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | Tino de Rans | 50% | 189 |
| #6 | joo | 48% | 46 |
| #7 | Cutelo | 44% | 50 |
| #8 | KierG*1143 | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | acez JF | 551 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | Tino de Rans | 514 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Cutelo | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Telkans | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | joo | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | joo | +2.63 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | KierG*1143 | +1.75 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | Fl0p | +1.58 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | BOT S0pas | +0.36 | 66 | 48 |
| #5 | Cutelo | -0.22 | 76 | 60 |





